{"id":2390,"date":"2003-02-14T16:48:18","date_gmt":"2003-02-14T23:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2390"},"modified":"2003-02-14T16:48:18","modified_gmt":"2003-02-14T23:48:18","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/02\/14\/the-bad-review-revue-12\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Jungle Book 2<\/b>: &#8220;About as pleasant as having my wisdom teeth pulled. &#8221; &#8212; J. R. Jones, <a href=\"http:\/\/65.201.198.41\/movies\/briefs\/23283_JUNGLE_BOOK_TWO\">CHICAGO READER<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Shanghai Knights<\/b>: &#8220;Here&#8217;s where we we get out the thesaurus and look up synonyms for &#8220;garbage.&#8221; &#8221; &#8212; Mike LaSalle, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2003\/02\/07\/DD159299.DTL&amp;type=movies\">SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Biker Boyz<\/b>: &#8220;Has the stink of man-musk all over it. &#8221; &#8212; Michael O&#8217;Sullivan, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/style\/movies\/reviews\/A1077-2003Jan30.html\">WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Deliver Us From Eva<\/b>: &#8220;Scriptwriters behind Deliver Us From Eva obviously expended all their creative energy on the catchy title and then promptly ran out of steam. &#8221; &#8212; Megan Lehmann, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/movies\/54099.htm\">NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days<\/b>: &#8220;This is a stupid movie for stupid people. If you&#8217;re a stupid person, knock yourself out. Please.&#8221; &#8212; Gregory Weinkauf, <a href=\"http:\/\/dallasobserver.com\/issues\/2003-02-06\/film3.html\/1\/index.html\">DALLAS OBSERVER<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Jungle Book 2: &#8220;About as pleasant as having my wisdom teeth pulled. &#8221; &#8212; J. R. Jones, CHICAGO READER Shanghai Knights: &#8220;Here&#8217;s where we we get out the thesaurus and look up synonyms for &#8220;garbage.&#8221; &#8221; &#8212; Mike LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE Biker Boyz: &#8220;Has the stink of man-musk all over it. &#8221; &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}