{"id":2408,"date":"2003-03-14T17:51:51","date_gmt":"2003-03-15T00:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2408"},"modified":"2003-03-14T17:51:51","modified_gmt":"2003-03-15T00:51:51","slug":"friday-afternoon-scrachpad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/14\/friday-afternoon-scrachpad\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Afternoon Scrachpad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Oscar Tool:  Better Late than Never<\/u><\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s a few weeks too late to be of much use, and I&#8217;ve done only the bare minimum of testing, but the <a href='\/oscars'>Make-Yer-Own Oscar Pool Page<\/a> is finally up and running.  Please report any and all bugs to me.<\/p>\n<p><u>Hog Heaven<\/u><\/p>\n<p>Our old &#8220;Half Pint&#8221; microwave was taking upwards of fifteen minutes to cook popcorn.  And the <i>Little House on the Prairie<\/i> theme song would get jammed into my head every time I saw the name.  So we finally ditched it and picked up a new model, one featuring a bevy of food-specific buttons like &#8220;Baked Potato,&#8221; &#8220;Vegetables,&#8221; and &#8220;Bacon&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>You know, if every major appliance in my home had a &#8220;bacon&#8221; button I&#8217;d be the happiest guy alive.<\/p>\n<p><u>Ouroboros<\/u><\/p>\n<p>The roots of defective yeti are planted in a paper zine called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamereport.com\">The Game Report<\/a>.  Edited by Peter Sarrett, the quarterly features reviews and news relating to board games.<\/p>\n<p>When I returned from the Peace Corps I resolved to start writing again on a daily basis.  So, in 1997,  I wrote a review of a card game (<a href='http:\/\/www.gamereport.com\/tgr17\/titanthearena.html'>Titian: The Arena<\/a>), sent it to Peter, and was thrilled when he agreed to publish it the following issue.  I contributed a handful of reviews over the following two years, and soon thereafter launched my own game website entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/acesup.com\">Aces Up<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The problem was that, after a year or so of maintaining <i>Aces Up<\/i>, I was thoroughly sick of writing about board games.  I mean, there&#8217;s only so many times you can use the phrase &#8220;elegant design&#8221; before it begins to wear thin.  In thinking that I could ape <i>The Game Report<\/i>, I completely underestimated Peter&#8217;s dedication to the subject matter and ability to write reviews that never sounded repetitive.  So I gave up and started a blog where I could write about anything, and thus defective yeti ambled onto the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Peter Sarrett has thrown his hat into the blogging ring with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamereport.com\/staticzombie\/\">Static Zombie<\/a>, a site devoted to &#8220;television and less important things in life&#8221;.  And, ironically, he cites <i>defective yeti<\/i> as his main influence.  Now all I need to do is somehow turn dy into a print magazine about games and the circle wil be complete.<\/p>\n<p>Peter is an excellent writer, so be sure to check S.Z. out.  <a href='http:\/\/www.gamereport.com\/staticzombie\/archives\/000036.html'>This<\/a> is an fine place to start.<\/p>\n<p><u>Headline<\/u><\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/030312\/168\/3hlee.html\">US Unveils World&#8217;s Largest Mechanical Pencil<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><u>Three Things That Distinguish Miami From Seattle<\/u><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ice cream vending machines in the airport.<\/li>\n<li>Sandals for sale at Texaco.<\/li>\n<li>Ratio of manatees to banana slugs considerably higher.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oscar Tool: Better Late than Never Well, it&#8217;s a few weeks too late to be of much use, and I&#8217;ve done only the bare minimum of testing, but the Make-Yer-Own Oscar Pool Page is finally up and running. Please report any and all bugs to me. Hog Heaven Our old &#8220;Half Pint&#8221; microwave was taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scratchpad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}