{"id":2411,"date":"2003-03-19T13:26:14","date_gmt":"2003-03-19T20:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2411"},"modified":"2003-03-19T13:26:14","modified_gmt":"2003-03-19T20:26:14","slug":"tip-of-the-slung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/19\/tip-of-the-slung\/","title":{"rendered":"Tip of the Slung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend K works with a woman named Bridget.  The two are collaborating on a project and intend to get together this Saturday to discuss logistics.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier today, K&#8217;s boss held a conference with all her employees, and asked each how their tasks were going.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Great,&#8221;  K enthused, when it was her turn to provide an update.  &#8220;I&#8217;m breeding with midgets this weekend!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.fun-with-words.com\/spoon_explain.html'>Rev. Spooner<\/a> would be proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend K works with a woman named Bridget. The two are collaborating on a project and intend to get together this Saturday to discuss logistics. Earlier today, K&#8217;s boss held a conference with all her employees, and asked each how their tasks were going. &#8220;Great,&#8221; K enthused, when it was her turn to provide [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}