{"id":2414,"date":"2003-03-21T11:16:50","date_gmt":"2003-03-21T18:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2414"},"modified":"2003-03-21T11:16:50","modified_gmt":"2003-03-21T18:16:50","slug":"actual-conversation-i-had-with-the-queen-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/21\/actual-conversation-i-had-with-the-queen-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Actual Conversation I Had With The Queen This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Okay, I&#8217;ve leaving for work again.<\/p>\n<p><b>Queen<\/b>:  All right.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  I&#8217;m wearing pants this time.<\/p>\n<p><b>Queen<\/b>:  Atta boy, sweetheart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Okay, I&#8217;ve leaving for work again. Queen: All right. Me: I&#8217;m wearing pants this time. Queen: Atta boy, sweetheart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}