{"id":2421,"date":"2003-03-27T12:56:36","date_gmt":"2003-03-27T19:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2421"},"modified":"2003-03-27T12:56:36","modified_gmt":"2003-03-27T19:56:36","slug":"lucky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/27\/lucky\/","title":{"rendered":"Lucky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After work yesterday, riding the elevator down with a co-worker:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  How&#8217;s it goin&#8217;?<br \/>\n<b>Co-worker<\/b>:  Ugh!  It sucks to sit in the office and see how beautiful it is outside.  All that sunlight streaming in, it makes it hard to work. I just want to look out the window all day, you know? [Pause]  Oh, wait!  You don&#8217;t have a window in your office, I forgot.  You&#8217;re lucky you don&#8217;t have to suffer through that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I live a charmed life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After work yesterday, riding the elevator down with a co-worker: Me: How&#8217;s it goin&#8217;? Co-worker: Ugh! It sucks to sit in the office and see how beautiful it is outside. All that sunlight streaming in, it makes it hard to work. I just want to look out the window all day, you know? [Pause] Oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}