{"id":2423,"date":"2003-03-28T10:22:53","date_gmt":"2003-03-28T17:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2003-03-28T10:22:53","modified_gmt":"2003-03-28T17:22:53","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/28\/the-bad-review-revue-14\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Basic<\/b>: &#8220;So astonishingly awful it becomes a sort of kinky pleasure; just when you think Travolta has fallen to the bottom of the barrel, he pulls out a shovel and dons his miner&#8217;s helmet to see what lies beneath.&#8221; &#8212; Robert Wilonsky, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dallasobserver.com\/issues\/2003-03-27\/\">DALLAS OBSERVER<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Dreamcatcher<\/b>: &#8220;As five or six bad movies squished together, it almost seems like a bargain. &#8221; &#8212; A.O. Scott, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/03\/21\/movies\/21DREA.html\">NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Boat Trip<\/b>: &#8220;There are bad movies, and there&#8217;s Boat Trip, a puerile comedy so appalling and unfunny it&#8217;s like contracting the Norwalk virus at sea.&#8221; &#8212; Marrit Ingman, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.austinchronicle.com\/gbase\/Guides\/Film?Film=oid%3A150006\">AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Head of State<\/b>: &#8220;The film opens with a statement that Hillary Clinton, Bob Dole and Al Sharpton are not in the movie. Also not in the movie: laughs. &#8221; &#8212; Chris Hewitt, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/movies\/oregonian\/index.ssf?\/base\/entertainment\/1048769721290210.xml\">PORTLAND OREGONIAN<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Core<\/b>: &#8220;Built from an alloy of absurdium and stupidium.&#8221; &#8212; Joe Morgenstern, <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/0,,SB104881127416622700,00.html\">WALL STREET JOURNAL<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Basic: &#8220;So astonishingly awful it becomes a sort of kinky pleasure; just when you think Travolta has fallen to the bottom of the barrel, he pulls out a shovel and dons his miner&#8217;s helmet to see what lies beneath.&#8221; &#8212; Robert Wilonsky, DALLAS OBSERVER Dreamcatcher: &#8220;As five or six bad movies squished together, it almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}