{"id":2432,"date":"2003-04-07T14:29:30","date_gmt":"2003-04-07T21:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2432"},"modified":"2003-04-07T14:29:30","modified_gmt":"2003-04-07T21:29:30","slug":"plastiophilia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/04\/07\/plastiophilia\/","title":{"rendered":"Plastiophilia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our cat, Edgar, is a full-on plastiophage:  shrink wrap, Ziploc bags, bubble paper, shower curtains &#8212; if it&#8217;s plastic, he&#8217;ll eat it.  Grocery bags fear him.  Coke bottles tremble in his presence.  When we put strips of double-sided tape on the back of our couch to deter the kitties from scratching it, he immediately pulled it off and wolfed it down.  <i>Per annium<\/i>, Edgar consumes more petroleum than an SUV.<\/p>\n<p>The thought of this stuff navigating his digestive tract makes me wonder if we should consult a vet about this.  On the other hand, having each of his feces individually wrapped in cellophane makes cleaning the little box quite a bit easier, so I guess I&#8217;ll let it slide for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our cat, Edgar, is a full-on plastiophage: shrink wrap, Ziploc bags, bubble paper, shower curtains &#8212; if it&#8217;s plastic, he&#8217;ll eat it. Grocery bags fear him. Coke bottles tremble in his presence. When we put strips of double-sided tape on the back of our couch to deter the kitties from scratching it, he immediately pulled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}