{"id":2449,"date":"2003-05-02T10:58:44","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T17:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2449"},"modified":"2003-05-02T10:58:44","modified_gmt":"2003-05-02T17:58:44","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/02\/the-bad-review-revue-15\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>A Man Apart<\/b>: &#8220;This film raises a few questions &#8212; like just what were they thinking?!&#8221; &#8212; Rene Rodriguez, <a href=\"http:\/\/ae.miami.com\/entertainment\/ui\/miami\/movie.html?id=92328&amp;reviewId=11676\">MIAMI HERALD<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>View From The Top<\/b>: &#8220;If this new I-wanna-be-a-stewardess picture were an airplane, it would blow up on takeoff. If it were an airline meal, it would infect you with E. coli. If it were a parachute, it would be riddled with holes. &#8221; &#8212; Shawn Levy, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/movies\/oregonian\/index.ssf?\/base\/entertainment\/1048164990318790.xml\">PORTLAND OREGONIAN<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Bulletproof Monk<\/b>: &#8220;Relentlessly stupid.&#8221; &#8212; Lou Lumenick, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/movies\/73533.htm\">NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Malibu&#8217;s Most Wanted<\/b>: &#8220;The film feels like a truly awful Saturday Night Live sketch padded out to such unholy lengths as to make <i>It&#8217;s Pat<\/i> seems like a comic masterstroke.&#8221; &#8212; Marc Savlov, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.austinchronicle.com\/gbase\/Guides\/Film?Film=oid%3A155064\">AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Real Cancun<\/b>: &#8220;Two of MTV&#8217;s stupidest programs, <i>The Real World<\/i> and <i>Spring Break<\/i>, have been rolled into one staggeringly dumb feature film.  I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Dude, this totally blows.'&#8221; &#8212; J. R. Jones, <a href=\"http:\/\/spacefinder.chicagoreader.com\/movies\/briefs\/23701_REAL_CANCUN\">CHICAGO READER<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Man Apart: &#8220;This film raises a few questions &#8212; like just what were they thinking?!&#8221; &#8212; Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD View From The Top: &#8220;If this new I-wanna-be-a-stewardess picture were an airplane, it would blow up on takeoff. If it were an airline meal, it would infect you with E. coli. If it were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}