{"id":2454,"date":"2003-05-06T19:36:02","date_gmt":"2003-05-07T02:36:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2454"},"modified":"2003-05-06T19:36:02","modified_gmt":"2003-05-07T02:36:02","slug":"update-the-lockjaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/06\/update-the-lockjaws\/","title":{"rendered":"Update:  The Lockjaws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, remember <a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/000586.html'>The Lockjaws<\/a>?  (If not:  &#8220;<a href='\/images\/lockjaw.jpg'>Finally, a place where people with lockjaw can meet online!&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Well I just heard some fantastic news!  According to an email that&#8217;s currently circulating, they are now <a href='http:\/\/scatterbrains.com\/index.cgi\/2003\/05\/07#lockjaw'>purchasing a home together<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n<p>What a great country, where a couple of people afflicted with tetanus can meet online, fall in love, and pursue the American Dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, remember The Lockjaws? (If not: &#8220;Finally, a place where people with lockjaw can meet online!&#8221;) Well I just heard some fantastic news! According to an email that&#8217;s currently circulating, they are now purchasing a home together!!! What a great country, where a couple of people afflicted with tetanus can meet online, fall in love, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}