{"id":2456,"date":"2003-05-08T10:28:43","date_gmt":"2003-05-08T17:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2003-05-08T10:28:43","modified_gmt":"2003-05-08T17:28:43","slug":"1999","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/08\/1999\/","title":{"rendered":"1999"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting my hair cut by a young lady at the local barber shop.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Her<\/b>:  What day is it today?<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>:  Um, Thursday.<br \/>\n<b>Her<\/b>: Wow, it&#8217;s almost the end of the week &#8212; it&#8217;s almost the end of the month, even!  And next month I turn 21!  I can&#8217;t believe it!<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>:  Sneaks up on you, huh?<br \/>\n<b>Her<\/b>:  It&#8217;s crazy!  I mean, how can I be 21?!  How can it already be 2003?!<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>:  Uh-huh.<br \/>\n<b>Her<\/b>:  I mean, do you remember when that song came out, that &#8220;1999&#8221; song by that guy?<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: Prince?<br \/>\n<b>Her<\/b>:  Yeah.  Do you remember when that song first came out, how they played it, like, all the time?  And then New Year&#8217;s came and it was the year 2000 and they totally stopped playing it?  I mean, that seems like yesterday.<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>:  When 1999 <i>first<\/i> came out?<br \/>\n<b>Her<\/b>:  Yeah.  Do you remember that?   A few years ago?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The haircut cost 20 bucks, but the feeling old was free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting my hair cut by a young lady at the local barber shop. Her: What day is it today? Me: Um, Thursday. Her: Wow, it&#8217;s almost the end of the week &#8212; it&#8217;s almost the end of the month, even! And next month I turn 21! I can&#8217;t believe it! Me: Sneaks up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}