{"id":2457,"date":"2003-05-09T16:14:14","date_gmt":"2003-05-09T23:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2457"},"modified":"2003-05-09T16:14:14","modified_gmt":"2003-05-09T23:14:14","slug":"defective-yeti-momalizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/09\/defective-yeti-momalizer\/","title":{"rendered":"defective yeti Momalizer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with journalism today is that it&#8217;s all so damned depressing: North Korea has nukes, the US has deficits, Harrison Ford is dating Calista Flockhart, and so on.  Just skimming the Yahoo! News page is enough to induce an anxiety attack. If only there was some way to soften the blow &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well now there is!  Just enter your email address below<sup>*<\/sup>, select the news story you wish to read, and the defective yeti Momalizer will put it into the most comforting format possible: a friendly email from your dear old mom.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<form method='post' action='\/momalizer\/index.cgi'>Enter your email address:<br \/>\n<input type='text' name='email' size='35'><br \/>\n<input type='submit' value='Submit'><\/form>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\n<small>* You email address will not be used for evil <sup>**<\/sup> . If fact, it&#8217;s not even stored anywhere.<br \/>\n** For real.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with journalism today is that it&#8217;s all so damned depressing: North Korea has nukes, the US has deficits, Harrison Ford is dating Calista Flockhart, and so on. Just skimming the Yahoo! News page is enough to induce an anxiety attack. If only there was some way to soften the blow &#8230; Well now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tools-and-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}