{"id":2467,"date":"2003-05-20T11:34:56","date_gmt":"2003-05-20T18:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2467"},"modified":"2003-05-20T11:34:56","modified_gmt":"2003-05-20T18:34:56","slug":"slogans-and-subjectlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/20\/slogans-and-subjectlines\/","title":{"rendered":"Slogans and Subjectlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<li><a href='http:\/\/www.leancuisine.com\/Index\/Index.aspx'>Lean Cuisine&#8217;s<\/a> new slogan is &#8220;It&#8217;s not just lean, it&#8217;s cuisine&#8221;.  Apparently consumers were unable to deduce this from the name.  In other news, Coke&#8217;s new slogan is:  &#8220;Coca-Cola:  it&#8217;s a beverage for drinking.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Free joke for your stand-up routine!   &#8220;Election season is starting to heat up: Bush has filed for reelection and the Democrats have held two debates.  And both parties announced that they will be running on Clinton&#8217;s 1994 slogan, although each will emphasize the half that they feel is their strong point &#8212; the Democrats will highlight the &#8216;It&#8217;s the economy!&#8217; part and Bush will focus on the &#8216;Stupid&#8217;.&#8221;\n<li>Today I was rummaging around in my spam-filter folder, and came across an email entitled &#8220;HERE ARE YOUR GANGBANG PICTURES!!!&#8221;.  But when I opened the email it turned out to be some complete stranger&#8217;s gangbang pictures instead (!!).  Oh boy, what an embarrassing mix up.  Anyway, if you recently got <i>my<\/i> gangbang pictures by mistake, drop me a line so can get this all sorted out.  Thanks.<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lean Cuisine&#8217;s new slogan is &#8220;It&#8217;s not just lean, it&#8217;s cuisine&#8221;. Apparently consumers were unable to deduce this from the name. In other news, Coke&#8217;s new slogan is: &#8220;Coca-Cola: it&#8217;s a beverage for drinking.&#8221; Free joke for your stand-up routine! &#8220;Election season is starting to heat up: Bush has filed for reelection and the Democrats [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}