{"id":2471,"date":"2003-05-22T10:33:37","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T17:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2471"},"modified":"2003-05-22T10:33:37","modified_gmt":"2003-05-22T17:33:37","slug":"the-lockjaws-graduation-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/22\/the-lockjaws-graduation-day\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lockjaws:  Graduation Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since <a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/000617.html'>first<\/a>  professing my love of The Lockjaws (see:  <a href='\/images\/lockjaw.jpg'>Finally, A Place Where People With Lockjaw Can Meet Online!<\/a>), people from all the world have been sending me updates to let me know how they&#8217;ve been doing.  For example, I recently received word that The Lockjaws were <a href='http:\/\/scatterbrains.com\/index.cgi\/2003\/05\/07#lockjaw'>purchasing a home and pursuing the America Dream together<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well the great news continues to roll in.  Today Mike Wolfe wrote to tell me the latest event in the life of The Lockjaws:  their children are <a href='http:\/\/www.roxio.com\/en\/index.jhtml'>graduating from college<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>America is truly the land of opportunity. Kids, never let <i>anyone<\/i> tell you that an infection of the bacillus <i>Clostridium tetani<\/i> can stand between you and your dreams.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since first professing my love of The Lockjaws (see: Finally, A Place Where People With Lockjaw Can Meet Online!), people from all the world have been sending me updates to let me know how they&#8217;ve been doing. For example, I recently received word that The Lockjaws were purchasing a home and pursuing the America Dream [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}