{"id":2484,"date":"2003-06-06T13:42:25","date_gmt":"2003-06-06T20:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2484"},"modified":"2003-06-06T13:42:25","modified_gmt":"2003-06-06T20:42:25","slug":"clap-for-victory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/06\/clap-for-victory\/","title":{"rendered":"Clap For Victory"},"content":{"rendered":"<table  class=\" table table-hover\" align='right' border=1>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='\/images\/wmd.gif'><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><center><\/p>\n<div class='post'>Alan Graham<br \/>\nof <a href='http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/agraham999\/iblog\/B652642334\/index.html'>Trial &#038; Error<\/a><br \/>\nprovides proof of concept<\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/tr>\n<\/td>\n<\/table>\n<p>Remember a few years back when the big fad was <a href='http:\/\/www.asontv.com\/products\/944614531.html'>those keychains<\/a> that  loudly beeped when you clapped your hands, thereby allowing you to find them when misplaced?<\/p>\n<p>You know, if the CIA had been smart they would have snuck into Iraq before the war and put one of those suckers on the WMDs.  Then we wouldn&#8217;t be in the mess we&#8217;re in today.  I mean, c&#8217;mon guys &#8212; they only cost, like, three bucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan Graham of Trial &#038; Error provides proof of concept Remember a few years back when the big fad was those keychains that loudly beeped when you clapped your hands, thereby allowing you to find them when misplaced? You know, if the CIA had been smart they would have snuck into Iraq before the war [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}