{"id":2491,"date":"2003-06-16T10:03:26","date_gmt":"2003-06-16T17:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2491"},"modified":"2003-06-16T10:03:26","modified_gmt":"2003-06-16T17:03:26","slug":"natalie-merchandise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/16\/natalie-merchandise\/","title":{"rendered":"Natalie Merchandise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Exchange from about 10 years ago that inexplicably popped into my head a moment ago.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  Yeah, I just bought that new <i>1000 Maniacs<\/i> CD.<\/p>\n<p><b>Wiseass Friend<\/b>:  <i>One<\/i> thousand?  I hope you didn&#8217;t pay full price because, if you did, they gypped you out of 9000 maniacs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exchange from about 10 years ago that inexplicably popped into my head a moment ago. Me: Yeah, I just bought that new 1000 Maniacs CD. Wiseass Friend: One thousand? I hope you didn&#8217;t pay full price because, if you did, they gypped you out of 9000 maniacs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}