{"id":2492,"date":"2003-06-16T23:52:39","date_gmt":"2003-06-17T06:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2492"},"modified":"2003-06-16T23:52:39","modified_gmt":"2003-06-17T06:52:39","slug":"haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/16\/haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='\/images\/haircut.jpg' align='right'>After years of forking over $30 every other month so that strangers could make my hair look bad, I finally realized that I could make my own hair look bad <i>for free!<\/i>.  So I picked up some clippers from Target, handed them to The Queen, and told her to go nuts.  This is the result.  (And, for purposes of comparison, <a href=\"\/images\/dont_sleep_on_wet_hair.jpg\">this<\/a> is what it often looked like before.)<\/p>\n<p>It looks as good (read: not very) as the professional cuts, my shampoo usage has plummeted, and I won&#8217;t have to get another cut for months &#8212; win-win-win!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll freely admit, though, that I got a little nervous when, in the midst of shaving my head,  The Queen started whistling Sinead O&#8217;Connor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After years of forking over $30 every other month so that strangers could make my hair look bad, I finally realized that I could make my own hair look bad for free!. So I picked up some clippers from Target, handed them to The Queen, and told her to go nuts. This is the result. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}