{"id":2498,"date":"2003-06-30T11:30:48","date_gmt":"2003-06-30T18:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2003-06-30T11:30:48","modified_gmt":"2003-06-30T18:30:48","slug":"someone-needs-a-smiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/30\/someone-needs-a-smiting\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Needs A Smiting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard on the bus.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Guy 1<\/b>:  Did you hear they made gay sex legal?<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 2<\/b>:  Yeah, disgusting.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 1<\/b>: [Surprised] What do you care?<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 2<\/b>:  I <i>care<\/i> because it says in the Bible that gay sex is a sin.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 1<\/b>: The Bible says all sorts of stuff is a sin.  It says you&#8217;re not supposed to shave.  It says that masturbating is a sin.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 2<\/b>:  Yeah, but &#8230; you know.  &lt;shrug&gt;  I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s anything wrong with masturbating.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard on the bus. Guy 1: Did you hear they made gay sex legal? Guy 2: Yeah, disgusting. Guy 1: [Surprised] What do you care? Guy 2: I care because it says in the Bible that gay sex is a sin. Guy 1: The Bible says all sorts of stuff is a sin. It says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}