{"id":2514,"date":"2003-07-17T15:22:27","date_gmt":"2003-07-17T22:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2514"},"modified":"2003-07-17T15:22:27","modified_gmt":"2003-07-17T22:22:27","slug":"team-building-exercise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/07\/17\/team-building-exercise\/","title":{"rendered":"Team-Building Exercise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation at a social gathering.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Hetrosexual Female Buddy<\/b>:  Hey, your [female] friend S. is really cute.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Yep.  She&#8217;s single, too, in case you ever decide to switch teams.<\/p>\n<p><b>HFB<\/b>:  Really?  Hmmmmm.  [Ponders]  Wait a minute:  has <i>she<\/i> switched teams?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Ah, no.  So you&#8217;d also have to talk her into that.<\/p>\n<p><b>HFB<\/b>:  Ummmmmm &#8230; yeah, that sounds like too much work.  But thanks, though.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation at a social gathering. Hetrosexual Female Buddy: Hey, your [female] friend S. is really cute. Me: Yep. She&#8217;s single, too, in case you ever decide to switch teams. HFB: Really? Hmmmmm. [Ponders] Wait a minute: has she switched teams? Me: Ah, no. So you&#8217;d also have to talk her into that. HFB: Ummmmmm &#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}