{"id":2535,"date":"2003-08-14T17:44:01","date_gmt":"2003-08-15T00:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2003-08-14T17:44:01","modified_gmt":"2003-08-15T00:44:01","slug":"you-mean-with-me-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/08\/14\/you-mean-with-me-right\/","title":{"rendered":"You Mean <i>With<\/i> Me, Right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coworker enters my office with a adolescent girl.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Coworker<\/b>:  Matthew?  This is my daughter, C.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Hey there, C.  Nice to meet you.<\/p>\n<p><b>C.<\/b>:  Hi.  Are you &#8220;Matt the Jew&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Am I, uh, what?  The Jew?<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker<\/b>:  Oh, hah hah!  I told her about what happened at the meeting last week.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  The meeting?<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker<\/b>:  You know.  When you were demonstrating that software but you mistyped your username so it kept calling you &#8220;Mattjew&#8221; ?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  It did?<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker<\/b>:    Yeah.  Don&#8217;t you remember?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  I guess I didn&#8217;t notice.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker<\/b>:   Really?   Why did you think everyone was laughing?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  People were laughing?<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker<\/b>:    You didn&#8217;t notice everyone laughing at you?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coworker enters my office with a adolescent girl. Coworker: Matthew? This is my daughter, C. Me: Hey there, C. Nice to meet you. C.: Hi. Are you &#8220;Matt the Jew&#8221;? Me: Am I, uh, what? The Jew? Coworker: Oh, hah hah! I told her about what happened at the meeting last week. Me: The meeting? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}