{"id":2542,"date":"2003-08-26T12:35:06","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T19:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2542"},"modified":"2003-08-26T12:35:06","modified_gmt":"2003-08-26T19:35:06","slug":"hummer-like-nothing-else-except-all-the-others","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/08\/26\/hummer-like-nothing-else-except-all-the-others\/","title":{"rendered":"Hummer: Like Nothing Else, Except All The Others"},"content":{"rendered":"

While at the grocery store last week I saw an H2 occupying two parking spaces and adorned with a license plate reading “XTREME2”.<\/p>\n

I can just picture this guy at the DMV. “What do you mean ‘EXTREME’ is already taken?! I have a Hummer! Who the fuck else could be that extreme?!!”<\/p>\n

Hey, that reminds me of an old and completely unrelated joke I just made up.<\/p>\n

Q<\/b>: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n

A<\/b>: Two — one to change it while the other apologizes for the recent lack of illumination and explains that they’ve been really<\/i> busy lately.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(The comments are open for blogger \/ lightbulb jokes. Go nuts.)<\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: Two more I thought up on the bus this morning.<\/p>\n

Q<\/b>: How many conservative bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n

A<\/b>: Two — one to change it and one to insist that it had started to burn out during the Clinton Administration.
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\nQ<\/b>: How many liberal bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n

A<\/b>: None — liberal bloggers prefer the burned-out bulb so they can continue to complain about the darkness.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While at the grocery store last week I saw an H2 occupying two parking spaces and adorned with a license plate reading “XTREME2”. I can just picture this guy at the DMV. “What do you mean ‘EXTREME’ is already taken?! I have a Hummer! Who the fuck else could be that extreme?!!” Hey, that reminds […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}