{"id":2545,"date":"2003-08-29T10:46:01","date_gmt":"2003-08-29T17:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2545"},"modified":"2003-08-29T10:46:01","modified_gmt":"2003-08-29T17:46:01","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/08\/29\/the-bad-review-revue-16\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

S.W.A.T.<\/b>: “SWAT<\/i> is better than Gigli<\/i>, but so is most outpatient surgery.” — Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n

Grind<\/b>: “A movie conceived by monkey-suited honchos who regard their targeted audience as impressionable nincompoops susceptible to every new trend in sports, clothing and music that comes down the pike.” — Scott Foundas, LA WEEKLY<\/a><\/p>\n

American Wedding<\/b>: “You’ll see better film on ponds.” — Elvis Mitchell, NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

Marci X<\/b>: “This movie is, like, so eight years ago.” — Gene Seymour, LOS ANGELES TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

Jeeper Creepers 2<\/b>: “The kind of limp horror retread whose only saving grace may be that it will inspire legions of budding young screenwriters to say, ‘Jesus this sucks. I can do better’.” — Marc Savlov, THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n

Uptown Girl<\/b>: “A virtual collection of ‘What were they thinking?’ moments.” — Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

My Boss’s Daughter<\/b>: “Moronic. idiotic. Insulting. Pathetic. But enough with the sweet talk.” — Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S.W.A.T.: “SWAT is better than Gigli, but so is most outpatient surgery.” — Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE Grind: “A movie conceived by monkey-suited honchos who regard their targeted audience as impressionable nincompoops susceptible to every new trend in sports, clothing and music that comes down the pike.” — Scott Foundas, LA WEEKLY American Wedding: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}