{"id":2555,"date":"2003-09-10T05:41:46","date_gmt":"2003-09-10T12:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2555"},"modified":"2003-09-10T05:41:46","modified_gmt":"2003-09-10T12:41:46","slug":"thanks-louie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/09\/10\/thanks-louie\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks Louie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday evening I took a load of clean laundry out of the dryer and dumped it into the overstuffed chair we have in our living room;  As is his wont, Louis The Cat immediately leapt onto the pile of warm clothes, burrowed into the shirts and socks, and promptly fell asleep.  I had intended to fold the clothes shortly thereafter but was overcome with slackerliness, so Lucky Lou remained ensconced in the laundry all night long.  In the morning, though, as I rushed around the house slightly late for work, I extracted Louie from the laundry, shooed him off, grabbed my gym clothes from the pile and shoved them into my duffle bag.<\/p>\n<p>Several hours later I was in my gym&#8217;s locker room and naked as a jaybird, having just stripped down in preparation for a shower.  The Unwritten Rules Of Locker Room Etiquette For Guys dictate that, once you are naked, you have to be All Business:  no talking, no eye contact, no calling attention to yourself, etc.  So I solemnly shoved my clothes into my locker and pulled the towel out of my bag.<\/p>\n<p>As I did so, though, something flew across the room, ricocheted off the mirror, and skidded to a stop on the tile floor.  Everyone looked to see what it was.  Not knowing myself what I had just flung from my bag, I trotted over to retrieve it, and was aghast to find this laying before me.<center><img src='\/images\/mouse.jpg'><\/center>The whole incident was rather embarrassing.  Still, it was nice of Louie to pack me a lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday evening I took a load of clean laundry out of the dryer and dumped it into the overstuffed chair we have in our living room; As is his wont, Louis The Cat immediately leapt onto the pile of warm clothes, burrowed into the shirts and socks, and promptly fell asleep. I had intended to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}