{"id":2559,"date":"2003-09-12T09:33:03","date_gmt":"2003-09-12T16:33:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2559"},"modified":"2003-09-12T09:33:03","modified_gmt":"2003-09-12T16:33:03","slug":"kahnd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/09\/12\/kahnd\/","title":{"rendered":"Kahn’d"},"content":{"rendered":"

I ate at a joint called “The Mongolian Grill” the other day. The table tent featured “The History Of Mongolian Barbeque,” with the first sentence reading “Mongolian barbeque was introduced to China by Genghis Khan in the thirteenth century.”<\/p>\n

I love that word “introduced.” Apparently China was just sitting around one day watching “Genghis Khan’s Living” and he was all, like, “Not sure what to do with that leftover mutton in the fridge? Here’s an style of cooking that’s both simple and<\/i> delicious!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I ate at a joint called “The Mongolian Grill” the other day. The table tent featured “The History Of Mongolian Barbeque,” with the first sentence reading “Mongolian barbeque was introduced to China by Genghis Khan in the thirteenth century.” I love that word “introduced.” Apparently China was just sitting around one day watching “Genghis Khan’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}