{"id":2565,"date":"2003-09-22T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-23T03:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2565"},"modified":"2003-09-22T20:14:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-23T03:14:00","slug":"designated-derider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/09\/22\/designated-derider\/","title":{"rendered":"Designated Derider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the grocery store.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Checker<\/b>:  I&#8217;ll need to see some ID.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  What, for that?  It&#8217;s non-alcoholic beer.<\/p>\n<p><b>Checker<\/b>:  [Flustered]  It is?  Oh, uh.  Well I still need to check your ID.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  What, you think I&#8217;m a 19 year-old trying to buy non-alcoholic beer?<\/p>\n<p><b>Checker<\/b>:  [Recovering]  No.  But I won&#8217;t sell you non-alcoholic beer if you&#8217;re <i>over<\/i> 21.  It&#8217;s the principle of the thing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh-HO!<\/p>\n<p>You win this round, Mr. Smartypants checker guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the grocery store. Checker: I&#8217;ll need to see some ID. Me: What, for that? It&#8217;s non-alcoholic beer. Checker: [Flustered] It is? Oh, uh. Well I still need to check your ID. Me: What, you think I&#8217;m a 19 year-old trying to buy non-alcoholic beer? Checker: [Recovering] No. But I won&#8217;t sell you non-alcoholic beer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}