{"id":2568,"date":"2003-09-24T13:21:36","date_gmt":"2003-09-24T20:21:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2568"},"modified":"2003-09-24T13:21:36","modified_gmt":"2003-09-24T20:21:36","slug":"hell-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/09\/24\/hell-mouth\/","title":{"rendered":"Hell Mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  While you&#8217;re paying bills online, could you take care of this dentist bill too?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Sure.  [Takes bill]  Wha-?  Geoffrey Strange?  Your dentist is &#8220;Dr. Strange&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Uh-huh.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Who does he have as dental hygenists, the hoary hosts of Hoggoth?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Uhh, never mind.  That was kind of a nerd joke.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  I assumed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen: While you&#8217;re paying bills online, could you take care of this dentist bill too? Me: Sure. [Takes bill] Wha-? Geoffrey Strange? Your dentist is &#8220;Dr. Strange&#8221;? Q: Uh-huh. Me: Who does he have as dental hygenists, the hoary hosts of Hoggoth? Q: &#8230; Me: Uhh, never mind. That was kind of a nerd [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}