{"id":2575,"date":"2003-10-06T09:33:49","date_gmt":"2003-10-06T16:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2575"},"modified":"2003-10-06T09:33:49","modified_gmt":"2003-10-06T16:33:49","slug":"put-a-snake-in-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/10\/06\/put-a-snake-in-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Put A Snake In Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the local elections a few days away, my neighborhood is covered in election signs.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday, the 11-year old girl who lives across the street decided to join in the fun.  She and a friend created &#8220;Re-Elect Harry Potter&#8221; and &#8220;Elect Hermione Granger&#8221; signs, which they placed next to the road on our street.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, as soon as I saw the signs I knew what I had to do.  Last night, I stuck over there and added my own sign.<\/p>\n<p><center><img src='https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/16\/20593649_001163591a_o.jpg'><\/center><\/p>\n<p><b>Update<\/b>:  We had a downpour Monday night, which, curiously, destroyed my sign while leaving the Harry and Hermione signs unharmed.  Curse that meddling Dumbledore!   Potter:1, Malfoy:0.<\/p>\n<p>I was bummed my sign didn&#8217;t make it to the election, so I decided to make another.  The Draco placard had been up for two days and everyone driving down the street had seen it, so I figured that joke was over.  Thus:<\/p>\n<p><center><img src='https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/17\/20593694_52982cfeaf_o.jpg'><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the local elections a few days away, my neighborhood is covered in election signs. Saturday, the 11-year old girl who lives across the street decided to join in the fun. She and a friend created &#8220;Re-Elect Harry Potter&#8221; and &#8220;Elect Hermione Granger&#8221; signs, which they placed next to the road on our street. Of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-favorite-posts","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}