{"id":2585,"date":"2003-10-20T22:34:09","date_gmt":"2003-10-21T05:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2585"},"modified":"2003-10-20T22:34:09","modified_gmt":"2003-10-21T05:34:09","slug":"when-husbands-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/10\/20\/when-husbands-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"When Husbands Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving to the store.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  Here&#8217;s the list.  Do we need anything else?<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  We need more vegetables.  I need to start putting more vegetables in my lunch.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Okay.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  I always eat my lunch last.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  You always &#8230;?  Last after what?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  After everything else.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  What else do you eat during the day?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  My sandwich, my yogurt, my fruit &#8212; the rest of my lunch.  [Exasperated]   Why don&#8217;t you <i>listen<\/i> to me?!<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  I <i>did<\/i> listen to you.  You said &#8220;I eat my lunch last&#8221; and I had no idea what you meant.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Didn&#8217;t I say &#8220;I eat the vegetables in my lunch last?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  No.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Oh.<\/p>\n<p>[Pause]<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Why are you attacking me?!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Three months of pregnancy to go, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving to the store. Me: Here&#8217;s the list. Do we need anything else? The Queen: We need more vegetables. I need to start putting more vegetables in my lunch. M: Okay. Q: I always eat my lunch last. M: You always &#8230;? Last after what? Q: After everything else. M: What else do you eat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}