{"id":2612,"date":"2003-12-05T09:25:11","date_gmt":"2003-12-05T16:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2612"},"modified":"2003-12-05T09:25:11","modified_gmt":"2003-12-05T16:25:11","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/12\/05\/the-bad-review-revue-18\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Haunted Mansion<\/b>: &#8220;Lamer than Tiny Tim on a damp London day.&#8221; &#8212; Brian Parks, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/issues\/0349\/tracking.php\">VILLIAGE VOICE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Bad Santa<\/b>: &#8220;A frozen pile of reindeer droppings, the cinematic equivalent to passing a kidney stone.&#8221; &#8212; K.J. Doughton, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmthreat.com\/Reviews.asp?Id=5197\">FILM THREAT<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Honey<\/b>: &#8220;Amid the endless stream of catch-a-rising-star movie cliches are a few new ones, notably &#8216;skinny girls always win out in the end&#8217; and &#8216;hootchie bad, faux hootchie good.&#8217; &#8212; Marc Savlov, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.austinchronicle.com\/gbase\/Calendar\/Film?Film=oid%3A188728\">AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Gothika<\/b>: &#8220;All the subtlety of a Judas Priest video.&#8221; &#8212; Desson Thomas, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/ac2\/wp-dyn?pagename=article&amp;node=style\/movies\/reviews&amp;contentId=A208-2003Nov20&amp;notFound=true\">WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Timeline<\/b>: &#8220;The trouble with this movie is basically everything.&#8221; &#8212; Wesley Morris, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/movies\/display?display=movie&amp;id=2844\">BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Haunted Mansion: &#8220;Lamer than Tiny Tim on a damp London day.&#8221; &#8212; Brian Parks, VILLIAGE VOICE Bad Santa: &#8220;A frozen pile of reindeer droppings, the cinematic equivalent to passing a kidney stone.&#8221; &#8212; K.J. Doughton, FILM THREAT Honey: &#8220;Amid the endless stream of catch-a-rising-star movie cliches are a few new ones, notably &#8216;skinny girls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}