{"id":2622,"date":"2003-12-15T16:14:10","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T23:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2622"},"modified":"2003-12-15T16:14:10","modified_gmt":"2003-12-15T23:14:10","slug":"weaknesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2003\/12\/15\/weaknesses\/","title":{"rendered":"Weaknesses"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Q<\/b>:  What are your strengths?<\/p>\n<p><b>A<\/b>:  Um.  Well, I have great analytical skills and love solving puzzles, so when I&#8217;m given a task I will dedicate myself to it until I have it figured out.   I&#8217;m also very methodical.   I don&#8217;t take shortcuts  &#8212; I make a plan and attack a problem step by step, documenting everything as I got.  Those are probably my greatest strengths.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Good.  So now tell me:  what are your greatest weaknesses?<\/p>\n<p><b>A<\/b>:  Weaknesses?  Uhhhh, hmm.  Oh, okay, here&#8217;s one.  When my home world exploded, large chunks of the planet&#8217;s crust were infused with radiation and hurled into the depths of the space.  Some of these fragments landed on Earth, and, when I find myself in close proximity to one of these stones, I lose my superpowers and become very weak.<\/p>\n<p>Also:  I&#8217;m a perfectionist.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I totally dog dare you to say that at your next job interview.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What are your strengths? A: Um. Well, I have great analytical skills and love solving puzzles, so when I&#8217;m given a task I will dedicate myself to it until I have it figured out. I&#8217;m also very methodical. I don&#8217;t take shortcuts &#8212; I make a plan and attack a problem step by step, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}