{"id":2641,"date":"2004-01-14T17:16:40","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T00:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2004-01-14T17:16:40","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T00:16:40","slug":"i-am-my-anti-drug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/01\/14\/i-am-my-anti-drug\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am My Anti-Drug!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen calls me at work:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  Guess what.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  AJ is your favorite Backstreet Boy.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>: I just saw you on TV.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  You &#8230; huh?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  I was watching the local news and, in the middle of a story, there was this huge close-up of your face.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Really?  What was the story about?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  The pleasurable effects of smoking marijuana.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Whaaaa-?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  They were talking about some new study that says <a href='http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/HEALTH\/01\/11\/marijuana.exercise.reut\/'>the buzz people get while running is chemically similar to a marijuana high<\/a>, and they were showing footage from a gym.  And I was, like, &#8216;hey, I think that&#8217;s Matt in the background.&#8217;  And then, all the sudden, your face was filling the screen.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Wow, crazy.  I must have been the best looking guy in the gym; it&#8217;s the only explanation.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  I don&#8217;t think so.  Actually, you looked pretty unpleasant.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  So they were talking about the euphoric effects of pot while showing a picture of me sweating and grimacing?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Yep.  You probably stopped a hundred kids from experimenting   with  marijuana.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen calls me at work: The Queen: Guess what. Me: AJ is your favorite Backstreet Boy. Q: I just saw you on TV. M: You &#8230; huh? Q: I was watching the local news and, in the middle of a story, there was this huge close-up of your face. M: Really? What was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}