{"id":2646,"date":"2004-01-26T09:09:16","date_gmt":"2004-01-26T16:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2646"},"modified":"2004-01-26T09:09:16","modified_gmt":"2004-01-26T16:09:16","slug":"footnote-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/01\/26\/footnote-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Footnote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet.<\/p>\n<p>And Christ, all that guy could talk about was having no feet.  He&#8217;d be, like, &#8220;<em>Return of the King<\/em>?  No, I haven&#8217;t seen that movie &#8230; <em>because I have no feet!<\/em>&#8221;   Or &#8220;thanks for the pie but I didn&#8217;t really enjoy it, what with the having no feet and all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I reminded him that there were men with no legs.  That shut him up.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, then I found my shoes under the bed, so everything worked out great.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet. And Christ, all that guy could talk about was having no feet. He&#8217;d be, like, &#8220;Return of the King? No, I haven&#8217;t seen that movie &#8230; because I have no feet!&#8221; Or &#8220;thanks for the pie but I didn&#8217;t really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-favorite-posts","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}