{"id":2649,"date":"2004-01-29T20:29:46","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T03:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2649"},"modified":"2004-01-29T20:29:46","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T03:29:46","slug":"trippi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/01\/29\/trippi\/","title":{"rendered":"Trippi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Checkout line at the grocery store, conversation between my cashier and my bagboy, neither of whom looked to be over twenty:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Bagboy<\/b>: I like Dean.<\/p>\n<p><b>Cashier<\/b>:  Dude, Dean blew it.<\/p>\n<p><b>BB<\/b>:  Yeah, I guess.<\/p>\n<p><b>C<\/b>:  Dean reminds me of one of those guys &#8230; y&#8217;know, those guys?  From Hawaii?<\/p>\n<p>&lt;pause&gt;<\/p>\n<p><b>BB<\/b>:  Hawaiians?<\/p>\n<p><b>C<\/b>:  No.  You know, the, um.  The hippies.<\/p>\n<p><b>BB<\/b>:  Dean reminds you of Hawaiian hippies?<\/p>\n<p><b>C<\/b>:  Exactly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Checkout line at the grocery store, conversation between my cashier and my bagboy, neither of whom looked to be over twenty: Bagboy: I like Dean. Cashier: Dude, Dean blew it. BB: Yeah, I guess. C: Dean reminds me of one of those guys &#8230; y&#8217;know, those guys? From Hawaii? &lt;pause&gt; BB: Hawaiians? C: No. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}