{"id":2650,"date":"2004-01-30T14:18:38","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T21:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2650"},"modified":"2004-01-30T14:18:38","modified_gmt":"2004-01-30T21:18:38","slug":"bad-review-revue-the-perfect-bore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/01\/30\/bad-review-revue-the-perfect-bore\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Review Revue: The Perfect Bore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Critics weigh in on the new teen \/ S.A.T. \/ heist film The Perfect Score<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“Scholastic craptitude.” — Desson Thomas, WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n

“Everyone involved should go straight to detention and think about what they’ve done.” — E! ONLINE<\/a><\/p>\n

“Apparently edited with a roulette wheel. ” — Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

“A dull film with unsympathetic characters brought together by a gimmicky premise that’s handled with no imagination and a pristine fraudulence of emotion. Aside from that, it’s great.” — Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n

“Ocean’s Eleven<\/i> for people who can’t count past six.” — Marc Mohan, PORTLAND OREGONIAN<\/a><\/p>\n

“X is to Y as this shit is to boring.” — Ed Park, VILLAGE VOICE<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Judging by RottenTomatoes.com, the perfect score works out to be around 19%<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Critics weigh in on the new teen \/ S.A.T. \/ heist film The Perfect Score: “Scholastic craptitude.” — Desson Thomas, WASHINGTON POST “Everyone involved should go straight to detention and think about what they’ve done.” — E! ONLINE “Apparently edited with a roulette wheel. ” — Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST “A dull film with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}