{"id":2669,"date":"2004-03-18T20:39:07","date_gmt":"2004-03-19T03:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2669"},"modified":"2004-03-18T20:39:07","modified_gmt":"2004-03-19T03:39:07","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/03\/18\/the-bad-review-revue-21\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Welcome To Mooseport<\/b>:  &#8220;A comedy so devoid of wit and point that not mentioning the actors trapped in this rathole would be an act of charity.&#8221;   &#8212; Peter Travers, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/reviews\/movie\/review.asp?mid=2048234\">ROLLING STONE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Agent Cody Banks &#8211; Destination London<\/b>:  &#8220;As family entertainment, it constitutes child abuse.&#8221;  &#8212; Lou Lumenick, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/movies\/17026.htm\">NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Twisted<\/b>:  &#8220;Would be offensive were it not safely neutered by its own stupidity. &#8221; &#8212; Scott Brown, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ew.com\/ew\/article\/review\/movie\/0,6115,592988_1_0_,00.html\">ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Taking Lives<\/b>:  &#8220;The film&#8217;s finale is a laugh-out-loud combination of ludicrousness and sadism that someone somewhere probably found scary, assuming they never saw a thriller before.&#8221; &#8212; Luke Thompson, <a href=\"http:\/\/dallasobserver.com\/issues\/2004-03-18\/film4.html\/1\/index.html\">DALLAS OBSERVER<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Club Dread<\/b>: &#8220;About as funny as malaria.&#8221; &#8212; Desson Howe, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A10899-2004Feb26.html\">WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Dirty Dancing &#8211; Havana Nights<\/b>:  &#8220;One of those rare films for which a blooper reel would be redundant. &#8221;  &#8212; Elvis Mitchell, <a href=\"http:\/\/movies2.nytimes.com\/2004\/02\/27\/movies\/27DIRT.html\">NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome To Mooseport: &#8220;A comedy so devoid of wit and point that not mentioning the actors trapped in this rathole would be an act of charity.&#8221; &#8212; Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE Agent Cody Banks &#8211; Destination London: &#8220;As family entertainment, it constitutes child abuse.&#8221; &#8212; Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST Twisted: &#8220;Would be offensive were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}