{"id":2682,"date":"2004-04-07T01:36:08","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T08:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2682"},"modified":"2004-04-07T01:36:08","modified_gmt":"2004-04-07T08:36:08","slug":"quality-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/04\/07\/quality-check\/","title":{"rendered":"Quality Check"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the grocery store today I had a bagboy named &#8220;Perfecto.&#8221;  And yeah, okay:  he was pretty good.  He put the heaviest stuff at the bottom of the bags and everything.  But I still felt like there was some room for improvement.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d give him an 8, but I suppose the name &#8220;Ocho&#8221; doesn&#8217;t have the same ring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the grocery store today I had a bagboy named &#8220;Perfecto.&#8221; And yeah, okay: he was pretty good. He put the heaviest stuff at the bottom of the bags and everything. But I still felt like there was some room for improvement. I&#8217;d give him an 8, but I suppose the name &#8220;Ocho&#8221; doesn&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}