{"id":2687,"date":"2004-04-09T15:26:24","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T22:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2687"},"modified":"2004-04-09T15:26:24","modified_gmt":"2004-04-09T22:26:24","slug":"bad-review-revue-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/04\/09\/bad-review-revue-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Scooby-Doo 2<\/b>: &#8220;The 6-year-old I went with had the villain pegged in the first 15 minutes. Needless to say, she completely ruined the movie for me. Meddling kid.&#8221; &#8212; Wesley Morris, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/movies\/display?display=movie&amp;id=2714\">BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Cheaper By The Dozen<\/b>: &#8220;Nothing happens. At all. Ever. Remember when Steve Martin was funny? Apparently, neither does he.&#8221; &#8212; Robert Wilonsk, <a href=\"http:\/\/dallasobserver.com\/listings\/film\/542\/index.html\">DAILY OBSERVER<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Prince &#038; Me<\/b>: &#8220;A comedy that plays like a tragedy. No stricken bodies, though, unless you count the ones in the audience slumped back in their seats &#8212; perchance they slept.&#8221; &#8212; Rick Groen, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/ArticleNews\/movie\/MOVIEREVIEWS\/20040402\/PRINCE02\">THE GLOBE AND MAIL<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Walking Tall<\/b>: &#8220;Stars The Rock, but The Wood might be a better description of his performance.&#8221; &#8212; Peter Rainer, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorkmetro.com\/nymetro\/movies\/reviews\/n_10130\/\">NEW YORK MAGAZINE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Never Die Alone<\/b>: &#8220;Gangsta crap.&#8221; &#8212; J. R. Jones, <a href=\"http:\/\/spacefinder.chicagoreader.com\/movies\/briefs\/25632_NEVER_DIE_ALONE.html\">CHICAGO READER<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scooby-Doo 2: &#8220;The 6-year-old I went with had the villain pegged in the first 15 minutes. Needless to say, she completely ruined the movie for me. Meddling kid.&#8221; &#8212; Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE Cheaper By The Dozen: &#8220;Nothing happens. At all. Ever. Remember when Steve Martin was funny? Apparently, neither does he.&#8221; &#8212; Robert Wilonsk, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}