{"id":2688,"date":"2004-04-09T23:38:06","date_gmt":"2004-04-10T06:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2688"},"modified":"2004-04-09T23:38:06","modified_gmt":"2004-04-10T06:38:06","slug":"ah-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/04\/09\/ah-spring\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, Spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I&#8217;ll be working on my newest project:  <a href='http:\/\/www.cheep-dates.com'>cheep-dates.com<\/a>, an easy-to-use, online dating service for birds.  I&#8217;m setting it up for my feathered friends in the backyard so that they can find mates in a quick, convenient manner, one that doesn&#8217;t involving CHIRPING RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AT FIVE FUCKING THIRTY IN THE MORNING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I&#8217;ll be working on my newest project: cheep-dates.com, an easy-to-use, online dating service for birds. I&#8217;m setting it up for my feathered friends in the backyard so that they can find mates in a quick, convenient manner, one that doesn&#8217;t involving CHIRPING RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AT FIVE FUCKING THIRTY IN THE MORNING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}