{"id":2706,"date":"2004-05-06T22:53:56","date_gmt":"2004-05-07T05:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2706"},"modified":"2004-05-06T22:53:56","modified_gmt":"2004-05-07T05:53:56","slug":"bully-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/05\/06\/bully-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Bully For You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a bumper sticker today that said &#8220;I Love My Wife!&#8221;  It&#8217;s a noble sentiment, I guess, but it got me wondering about the circumstances under which this guy would buy such a thing.  Apparently legally binding himself to another person till death-do-they-part in front of his friends and family wasn&#8217;t enough, he had to notify public transportation commuters of his commitment as well.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the driver bought this in lieu of a second honeymoon:  &#8220;I wanted to take you to Hawaii for our thirtieth anniversary but finances are kinda tight, so how about I put this on our SUV instead?&#8221;  Or maybe it&#8217;s the opposite:  the guy is having an affair and is trying to craftily throw his wife off the scent.  &#8220;I know I&#8217;ve gotten home late from work three times this week, Hon, but if you go out in the driveway and look at the back of the Trailblazer, I think you&#8217;ll be in for a pleasant surprise!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='\/images\/ifeed.jpg'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a bumper sticker today that said &#8220;I Love My Wife!&#8221; It&#8217;s a noble sentiment, I guess, but it got me wondering about the circumstances under which this guy would buy such a thing. Apparently legally binding himself to another person till death-do-they-part in front of his friends and family wasn&#8217;t enough, he had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}