{"id":2723,"date":"2004-05-27T09:33:41","date_gmt":"2004-05-27T16:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2723"},"modified":"2004-05-27T09:33:41","modified_gmt":"2004-05-27T16:33:41","slug":"three-month-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/05\/27\/three-month-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Month Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chatting with The Queen.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  Hey, when are you going to do the three month update for The Squirrelly?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  The &#8220;three month update?&#8221;  What do you mean?<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  On your site.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Still not following.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  On defective yeti you write those updates every month on The Squirrelly&#8217;s birthday, remember?  And he&#8217;s three months old, now.  So when are you going to post the next one?<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Um, I think you&#8217;re confusing me with <a href='http:\/\/www.dooce.com'>Dooce<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  I am?<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  Yeah.  I&#8217;ve never done anything like that, but Heather writes a <a href='http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/archives\/daily\/02_27_2004.html'>monthly newsletter<\/a> for Leta.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>:  Oh, right.  Well, you know:  you bloggers are all alike.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Poor girl:  she&#8217;s going to be crushed when she finds out I was never on <em>Star Trek:  The Next Generation<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chatting with The Queen. The Queen: Hey, when are you going to do the three month update for The Squirrelly? Me: The &#8220;three month update?&#8221; What do you mean? Q: On your site. M: Still not following. Q: On defective yeti you write those updates every month on The Squirrelly&#8217;s birthday, remember? And he&#8217;s three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}