{"id":2735,"date":"2004-06-14T14:30:55","date_gmt":"2004-06-14T21:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2735"},"modified":"2004-06-14T14:30:55","modified_gmt":"2004-06-14T21:30:55","slug":"at-the-co-op","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/06\/14\/at-the-co-op\/","title":{"rendered":"At The Co-op"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the health food store yesterday with The Squirrelly.  While trying to decide which of the many varieties of flaxseed cereal to buy, some guy approached me and said &#8220;Boy, that kid looks just like you!&#8221;  You might find find that a little odd, but it happens to me all the time when I go out wearing my favorite ducky onsie.<\/p>\n<p>Also, over in produce, I overheard a dialogue between two women.  Well, it wasn&#8217;t so much a dialogue as a monologue, with one woman droning on and on about her strictly-organics vegetarian diet while the other stood there with a glassy look of waning patience.  Suddenly the second woman reached out, put a hand on the other&#8217;s shoulder &#8212; stopping the first woman&#8217;s screed mid-sentence &#8212; and said, &#8220;Listen, I need to run.  But I want you to know that I found this conversation very empowering.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the health food store yesterday with The Squirrelly. While trying to decide which of the many varieties of flaxseed cereal to buy, some guy approached me and said &#8220;Boy, that kid looks just like you!&#8221; You might find find that a little odd, but it happens to me all the time when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}