{"id":2750,"date":"2004-07-06T15:35:19","date_gmt":"2004-07-06T22:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2750"},"modified":"2004-07-06T15:35:19","modified_gmt":"2004-07-06T22:35:19","slug":"johns-across-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/07\/06\/johns-across-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Johns Across America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hah hah!  You&#8217;ve probably seen this already, but the New York Post <em>completely<\/em> <a href='http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/0706041post1.html'>blew the VP call<\/a> this morning:<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='\/images\/postvp.jpg'><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Boy, I bet <em>they<\/em> feel stupid!<\/p>\n<p>Here are the actual candidates being asked to rate their charisma on a scale of 1 to 5:<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='http:\/\/www.drizzle.com\/~mateo\/charisma.jpg'><\/div>\n<p>Jeeze, I can&#8217;t imagine why the DNC thought the campaign needed more energy.  I mean, look at that thumbs up.  That&#8217;s nearly a full knuckle&#8217;s worth of enthusaism, right there.<\/p>\n<p>Overall I&#8217;m pleased that Edwards got the nod, although, truth be told, <a href='http:\/\/www.giganticfilm.com\/'>these guys<\/a> would be my first choice if I could put any two Johns in the White House.<\/p>\n<p>Kerry at a recent rally:<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='http:\/\/www.drizzle.com\/~mateo\/flagthisbig.jpg'><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dude, I only asked for a flag this big.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hah hah! You&#8217;ve probably seen this already, but the New York Post completely blew the VP call this morning: Boy, I bet they feel stupid! Here are the actual candidates being asked to rate their charisma on a scale of 1 to 5: Jeeze, I can&#8217;t imagine why the DNC thought the campaign needed more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}