{"id":2752,"date":"2004-07-08T11:59:59","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T18:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2752"},"modified":"2004-07-08T11:59:59","modified_gmt":"2004-07-08T18:59:59","slug":"regrets-ive-had-a-few","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/07\/08\/regrets-ive-had-a-few\/","title":{"rendered":"Regrets, I&#8217;ve Had A Few"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get spam.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><tt>Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 19:04:31 +0400<br \/>\nFrom: alfernandezov@alderwild.com<br \/>\nSubject: These XXX pics are so hot you will regret not looking at them!!<\/tt><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wow.  I can only imagine.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Dr.  Wallace<\/b>: I believe we&#8217;re ready, Dr. Yorn.  Would you like to make the first incision?<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Yorn<\/b>:  Hmm?<\/p>\n<p><b>Doctor Wallace<\/b>: The first incision, doctor?<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Yorn<\/b>:  The &#8212; oh, yes.  Yes yes, right. Uh, let&#8217;s see &#8230; where&#8217;s my scalpel?  Oh, I&#8217;m holding it, hah hah.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Wallace<\/b>:  If you don&#8217;t mind me saying so, your head doesn&#8217;t really seem to be in the game today, Dr. Yorn.  Are you okay?<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Yorn<\/b>:  Oh, I&#8217;m fine, I guess.  It&#8217;s just &#8230; I got an email this morning with some XXX pics, and, well, I deleted it unread.  And now I kind of regret not looking at them, you know?<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Wallace<\/b>: The ones from alfernandezov at alderwild dot com?<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Yorn<\/b>:  Yes, exactly!<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Wallace<\/b>:  I got that email too.  Oh man &#8212; you missed out, bro. Those XXX pics were so hot.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Yorn<\/b>: <em>Damn<\/em> it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get spam. Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 19:04:31 +0400 From: alfernandezov@alderwild.com Subject: These XXX pics are so hot you will regret not looking at them!! Wow. I can only imagine. Dr. Wallace: I believe we&#8217;re ready, Dr. Yorn. Would you like to make the first incision? Dr. Yorn: Hmm? Doctor Wallace: The first incision, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}