{"id":2769,"date":"2004-08-06T10:53:16","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T17:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2769"},"modified":"2004-08-06T10:53:16","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T17:53:16","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/08\/06\/the-bad-review-revue-27\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Catwoman<\/b>:  &#8220;The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project.&#8221;  &#8212; Roger Ebert, <a href='http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/ebert\/ebert_reviews\/2004\/07\/072301.html'>CHICAGO SUN-TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>A Cinderella Story<\/b>:  &#8220;They took the most famous tale in the world and broke it.&#8221;  &#8212; Stephen Hunter, <a href='http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A53649-2004Jul15.html'>WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Thunderbirds<\/b>:  &#8220;Kids of all sizes and genders are going to be disappointed.&#8221; &#8212; Pete Vonder Haar, <a href='http:\/\/www.filmthreat.com\/Reviews.asp?Id=6326'>FILM THREAT<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Little Black Book<\/b>:  &#8220;Aggressively unfunny.&#8221;  &#8212; Carla Meyer, <a href='http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2004\/08\/06\/DDGOQ82NQC1.DTL'>SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>I, Robot<\/b>:  &#8220;If you see it, the sequel will be your fault.&#8221;  &#8212; Michael Atkinson, <a href='http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/issues\/0429\/atkinson2.php'>THE VILLIAGE VOICE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catwoman: &#8220;The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project.&#8221; &#8212; Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES A Cinderella Story: &#8220;They took the most famous tale in the world and broke it.&#8221; &#8212; Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST Thunderbirds: &#8220;Kids [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}