{"id":2778,"date":"2004-08-18T14:27:52","date_gmt":"2004-08-18T21:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2778"},"modified":"2004-08-18T14:27:52","modified_gmt":"2004-08-18T21:27:52","slug":"what-a-waist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/08\/18\/what-a-waist\/","title":{"rendered":"What A Waist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a new pair of jeans, and, after wearing them for about a month (not continuously), I&#8217;ve come to realize that they are too big for me.  I&#8217;ll probably need to gain another 15 pounds for them to fit comfortably.  And, yes, this means I&#8217;ll have to drink more alcohol, increase my consumption of carbs, and stop excercising altogether, but I don&#8217;t really have an alternative.  If I don&#8217;t, the thirty bucks I spent on these pants will be, like, a total waste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a new pair of jeans, and, after wearing them for about a month (not continuously), I&#8217;ve come to realize that they are too big for me. I&#8217;ll probably need to gain another 15 pounds for them to fit comfortably. And, yes, this means I&#8217;ll have to drink more alcohol, increase my consumption of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}