{"id":2785,"date":"2004-08-27T09:29:36","date_gmt":"2004-08-27T16:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2785"},"modified":"2004-08-27T09:29:36","modified_gmt":"2004-08-27T16:29:36","slug":"sugar-substitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/08\/27\/sugar-substitute\/","title":{"rendered":"Sugar Substitute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to watch boy-band Townsend&#8217;s video:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Go to <a href='http:\/\/www.ksjs.org\/media\/townsen.html'>here<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Wait while the page loads up, which will take forever because everyone on teh intarweb is currently hitting it.<\/li>\n<li>Get bored, wander off in search of coffee.<\/li>\n<li>Return five minutes later to find a handful of queasy-looking coworkers crammed into your office and watching the now-playing video.<\/li>\n<li>Try to stammer out an explanation as your workmates slowly turn to you with looks of unmitigated horror.<\/li>\n<p><\/uL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to watch boy-band Townsend&#8217;s video: Go to here. Wait while the page loads up, which will take forever because everyone on teh intarweb is currently hitting it. Get bored, wander off in search of coffee. Return five minutes later to find a handful of queasy-looking coworkers crammed into your office and watching the now-playing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}