{"id":2786,"date":"2004-08-27T10:39:25","date_gmt":"2004-08-27T17:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2786"},"modified":"2004-08-27T10:39:25","modified_gmt":"2004-08-27T17:39:25","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/08\/27\/the-bad-review-revue-28\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Alien vs. Predator<\/b>: &#8220;Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That&#8217;s Alien vs. Predator.&#8221; &#8212; Mick LaSella, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2004\/08\/14\/DDGGT8762G1.DTL&amp;type=movies\">SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Brown Bunny<\/b>: &#8220;An excruciatingly embarrassing display of ego and ineptitude.&#8221; &#8212; Jim Fusilli, <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/0,,SB109356927949002709,00.html\">WALL STREET JOURNAL<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Suspect Zero<\/b>: &#8220;It&#8217;s not easy to make a thriller that&#8217;s both incredibly convoluted and intensely boring, but director E. Elias Merhige scores on both counts.&#8221; &#8212; Ethan Alter, <a href=\"http:\/\/tvguide.com\/movies\/database\/showmovie.asp?MI=45636 Tv Guide\">TV Guide<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Yu-Gi-Oh!<\/b>: &#8220;A shabby, joyless, 90-minute slab of advertainment.&#8221; &#8212; M. E. Russellt, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/movies\/oregonian\/index.ssf?\/base\/entertainment\/1092311710322690.xml\">PORTLAND OREGONIAN<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Superbabies<\/b>: &#8220;So bad there will be drinking games set around viewing it someday.&#8221; &#8212; Michael O&#8217;Sullivan, <a href=\"HTTP:\/\/WWW.WASHINGTONPOST.COM\/WP-DYN\/ARTICLES\/A35771-2004AUG26.HTML\">WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alien vs. Predator: &#8220;Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That&#8217;s Alien vs. Predator.&#8221; &#8212; Mick LaSella, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE The Brown Bunny: &#8220;An excruciatingly embarrassing display of ego and ineptitude.&#8221; &#8212; Jim Fusilli, WALL STREET JOURNAL Suspect Zero: &#8220;It&#8217;s not easy to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}