{"id":2792,"date":"2004-09-02T16:16:02","date_gmt":"2004-09-02T23:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2792"},"modified":"2004-09-02T16:16:02","modified_gmt":"2004-09-02T23:16:02","slug":"born-again-jogger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/09\/02\/born-again-jogger\/","title":{"rendered":"Born Again Jogger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One guy speaking to another in the locker room:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I saw my doctor last month and he put me on Lipitor.  And I was, like, &#8216;Lipitor?  I&#8217;m only 34!&#8217; But he said I was getting too heavy.  So I decided to turn over a new leaf.  I&#8217;ve been exercising for the last three weeks and <em>it&#8217;s been fucking awesome!!<\/em>  Pardon my French.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One guy speaking to another in the locker room: &#8220;I saw my doctor last month and he put me on Lipitor. And I was, like, &#8216;Lipitor? I&#8217;m only 34!&#8217; But he said I was getting too heavy. So I decided to turn over a new leaf. I&#8217;ve been exercising for the last three weeks and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}