{"id":2799,"date":"2004-09-20T13:30:57","date_gmt":"2004-09-20T20:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2799"},"modified":"2004-09-20T13:30:57","modified_gmt":"2004-09-20T20:30:57","slug":"wizeguy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/09\/20\/wizeguy\/","title":{"rendered":"Wizeguy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this on the ground in a parking lot:<\/p>\n<div align='center'><a href='https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/16\/20997711_a7d3c09e18_o.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/16\/20997711_a7d3c09e18.jpg'><\/a><\/div>\n<p>There were no vehicles anywhere near it, so I don&#8217;t know what the author was referring to.  But the phrase &#8220;we would never have children&#8221; makes me wonder if this is a message from a wife to a husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this on the ground in a parking lot: There were no vehicles anywhere near it, so I don&#8217;t know what the author was referring to. But the phrase &#8220;we would never have children&#8221; makes me wonder if this is a message from a wife to a husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}