{"id":2804,"date":"2004-09-24T14:22:50","date_gmt":"2004-09-24T21:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2804"},"modified":"2004-09-24T14:22:50","modified_gmt":"2004-09-24T21:22:50","slug":"bad-review-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/09\/24\/bad-review-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Review Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>September Tapes<\/b>: &#8220;The most disingenuous film of the year. A sham. Pathetic. Embarrassing. The people behind this movie should be ashamed of themselves.&#8221; &#8212; Jonathan Curiel, <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2004\/09\/24\/DDGJ48TGLD1.DTL#tapes\">SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Forgotten<\/b>: &#8220;Julianne Moore delivers a performance that has all the emotional commitment of a bored kid playing with a light switch.&#8221; &#8212; Manohla Dargis, <a href=\"http:\/\/movies2.nytimes.com\/2004\/09\/24\/movies\/24FORG.html\">NEW YORK TIMES<\/a> (thanks, Jack)<\/p>\n<p><b>Resident Evil:  Apocalypse<\/b>: &#8220;The undead astumble around in the dark, sometimes even in blurry slo-mo, making the many packs of them about as terrifying as the mobs waiting for Matt and Katie outside the <em>Today<\/em> studio.&#8221; &#8212; Gregory Kirschling, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ew.com\/ew\/article\/review\/movie\/0,6115,697503_1_0_,00.html\">ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Cookout<\/b>: &#8220;There might have been a decent comedy here if someone had remembered to insert some humor.&#8221; &#8212; Luke Thompson, <a href=\"http:\/\/dallasobserver.com\/listings\/film\/854\/index.html\">DALLAS OBSERVER<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>National Lampoon&#8217;s Gold Diggers<\/b>: &#8220;So stupefyingly hideous that after watching it, you&#8217;ll need to bathe in 10 gallons of disinfectant, get a full-body scrub and shampoo with vinegar to remove the scummy residue that remains.&#8221; &#8212; Jen Chaney, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A26775-2004Sep16.html\">WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>September Tapes: &#8220;The most disingenuous film of the year. A sham. Pathetic. Embarrassing. The people behind this movie should be ashamed of themselves.&#8221; &#8212; Jonathan Curiel, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE The Forgotten: &#8220;Julianne Moore delivers a performance that has all the emotional commitment of a bored kid playing with a light switch.&#8221; &#8212; Manohla Dargis, NEW [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}