{"id":2813,"date":"2004-10-11T21:46:42","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T04:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2813"},"modified":"2004-10-11T21:46:42","modified_gmt":"2004-10-12T04:46:42","slug":"i-made-a-bumper-sticker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/11\/i-made-a-bumper-sticker\/","title":{"rendered":"I Made A Bumper Sticker"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last political post until Thursday, I promise.<\/p>\n

I came up with what I thought was a great idea for a nerdy bumpersticker. I even made a copy and put it on my car. Alas, I appear to have been too clever for my own good: when I showed it to my focus group, most confessed to not getting it.<\/p>\n

Oh well, I still think it’s funny. Here’s the image<\/a> — if you have label paper for your printer and a secret desire to be inscrutable, you can print one out and slap it on your Honda.<\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: Okay, everyone is writing me to say they don’t get the sticker. Here’s a hint: the red squiggle is what editors and proofreaders use to indicate “remove this letter.” I probably should have mentioned that this was “grammar nerdy,” not “tech nerdy.”<\/p>\n

Update<\/b>: Reader Patrick Kent envisions the conservative’s rebuttal<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last political post until Thursday, I promise. I came up with what I thought was a great idea for a nerdy bumpersticker. I even made a copy and put it on my car. Alas, I appear to have been too clever for my own good: when I showed it to my focus group, most confessed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}